and one of the questions said this
If a moose were chasing you through the woods, its enormous mass would be very threatening. But if you zigzagged, then its great mass would be to your advantage.
So naturally I thought of this
There’s a reason Kevin Tran was in Advanced Placement.
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
"Most of my photos are grounded in people, I look for the unguarded moment, the essential soul peeking out, experience etched on a person’s face." - Steve McCurry
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
LMAOO I scored an 86 fml
it takes ten seconds to tag something and forty five minutes to hours to calm down from a panic attack. think about that for a second
lmao straight people will make up an alphabet of gallifreyan, memorize elvish language and learn to speak klingon but all of a sudden “cis isnt a real word” and “how am i supposed to know all of these sexualities”
today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the doors at the back of the hall and striding down the aisle reciting the first 50 lines of beowulf in old english so moral of the story if you don’t know anything about jrr tolkien aside from lotr you are missing out my friend
lesbian pirates falling in love with lesbian mermaids
lesbian mermaids being conflicted about drowning them because they drown people who fall in love with them but those were all men before
mermaids not drowning the pirates